1979

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Time after time

How to attract lovely women

Questioning answers

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Little house on the wasteland

Me and Superman

Ah'm sorry, Big John

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Dial-a-Doc

The Green Goose

Measure for measure (part I)

Measure for measure (part II)

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Chain letter

Half a century of progress

Let's get serious

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Silly similes

Kate and me and injustice

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Notes on Febyewary

Hot Springs Poker Club

That old gang of mine

Ol' Uncle Bert Crampton

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Questioning my answers

The Rocky Awards

Love notes

Con mail

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The Paper Chase

Well, I'll Be Darned!

What's wrong with me?

The Martian Philosophers

Heck on wheels

Memos from Merlin

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Coots

Just one, please

You don't have to take that

How to be a guest of honor

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Everybody here seen Kelly?

My pal, Al

Red, White and Green

A long way from Tipperary

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Memories in black and white

Carpe diem, just for fun

Never to meet again (part I)

Never to meet again (part II)

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True to me in my fashion

March of the Midlife Mob

And you can quote me

Notes from Dink

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Blessed are the pizzamakers

Down to the sea again

Notes from a little cottage

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With a song in my tort

Church bulletin

Celebrity golf strikes again

Just for openers

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The paradox of Monday

Pica pique

Blessed are the guilty

Sing a song of Styrofoam

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The 'Futility' Syndrome

Questioning answers

More about noses

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Aw, c'mon

The laws of serenity

Uncle Bert rides again

Trail of the Lonesome George

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Murder at the sports desk

See Tom run

Executive counter-ploys

More facts for shy people

Chatterbox

Observations on fanny-patting

Got a feeling I'm falling

Disenchantment afoot

Fear and clothing

Golden goof-off

Body language

A test for the trivial

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Rapids transit

Visit with a nice guy

Notes on the Cobra Boy

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Fuelish thoughts

And all that jazz

The ills of yesteryear

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Fed up

That old gang of mine

The vanishing rubbergun

Courtship for dimwits

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O.K., what's your story?

The write thing (part I)

The write thing (part II)

Letter Rip!

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My concert career

The galumphing ballerina

Out of state, out of mind

OK, I can live with that

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Bats left; throws left

Human writes

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Circumstantial inflation

Just a few impressions

Scary like a fox

I can question that answer

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Nommes de screen

The Icarus Strain

Escalating tensions

A letter I never wrote

Ill-timed questions

All by myself (part I)

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Glad I could help

Hold that grudge!

Glasses

But who knows where?

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C'mon, baby!

Of Foxes and Robins

Getting what you want

The Lenska Law

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A fine and sliding hand

A retreat to progress

Abbreviated careers

Bar sinister

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My fellow Americans

Up, up and oh boy!

What's so funny?

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An infinity of flapjacks

Non-workers of the world

You tell me your dream

Channel your energies

Fear of spying

Bombs I have known

Slipped Disco

Time for milk (yeah yeah)

The greatest mystery

If the name fits, wear it

The lady in the window

The Centerville Horror

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The first hour

I can question that answer

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The wonder of ordinary

Elbow ruminations

With respect to abrasion

Notes from a bookie

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Frazzle dazzle

Notes by torchlight

Visit to a small planet

Sound advice

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Notes from Marvin Gardens

Toying with the past

The worth of little things

Supermarket Illusions

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A matter of Faith

Remember, Pearl Hartley

Doing nothing gracefully

Freeway Stress

Personal attachments

Jack O'Turnip

The Welles Chair

Dining in reverse

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Glory, glory, Henny Youngman

God is all we've got

Come, let us dine together

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Existential procrastination

Drinking in technicolor

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Grandpa and the Pilgrims

Thanksgiving notes

The major cause of death

Skater's waltz

Comedy tonight

I'm glad I asked me that

Fantasy in color

Farewell to a wordsmith

Games little people play

Bringing home the tree

The poisoned shoe

A meal fit for a queen

Living to 100 revisited

The Prestige Handicap

Soliloquy on strutters

Gnarled hands


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