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1979

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Time after time
How to attract lovely women
Questioning answers
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Little house on the wasteland
Me and Superman
Ah'm sorry, Big John
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Dial-a-Doc
The Green Goose
Measure for measure (part I)
Measure for measure (part II)
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Chain letter
Half a century of progress
Let's get serious
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Silly similes
Kate and me and injustice
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Notes on Febyewary
Hot Springs Poker Club
That old gang of mine
Ol' Uncle Bert Crampton
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Questioning my answers
The Rocky Awards
Love notes
Con mail
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The Paper Chase
Well, I'll Be Darned!
What's wrong with me?
The Martian Philosophers
Heck on wheels
Memos from Merlin
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Coots
Just one, please
You don't have to take that
How to be a guest of honor
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Everybody here seen Kelly?
My pal, Al
Red, White and Green
A long way from Tipperary
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Memories in black and white
Carpe diem, just for fun
Never to meet again (part I)
Never to meet again (part II)
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True to me in my fashion
March of the Midlife Mob
And you can quote me
Notes from Dink
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Blessed are the pizzamakers
Down to the sea again
Notes from a little cottage
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With a song in my tort
Church bulletin
Celebrity golf strikes again
Just for openers
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The paradox of Monday
Pica pique
Blessed are the guilty
Sing a song of Styrofoam
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The 'Futility' Syndrome
Questioning answers
More about noses
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Aw, c'mon
The laws of serenity
Uncle Bert rides again
Trail of the Lonesome George
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Murder at the sports desk
See Tom run
Executive counter-ploys
More facts for shy people
Chatterbox
Observations on fanny-patting
Got a feeling I'm falling
Disenchantment afoot
Fear and clothing
Golden goof-off
Body language
A test for the trivial
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Rapids transit
Visit with a nice guy
Notes on the Cobra Boy
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Fuelish thoughts
And all that jazz
The ills of yesteryear
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Fed up
That old gang of mine
The vanishing rubbergun
Courtship for dimwits
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O.K., what's your story?
The write thing (part I)
The write thing (part II)
Letter Rip!
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My concert career
The galumphing ballerina
Out of state, out of mind
OK, I can live with that
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Bats left; throws left
Human writes
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Circumstantial inflation
Just a few impressions
Scary like a fox
I can question that answer
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Nommes de screen
The Icarus Strain
Escalating tensions
A letter I never wrote
Ill-timed questions
All by myself (part I)
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Glad I could help
Hold that grudge!
Glasses
But who knows where?
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C'mon, baby!
Of Foxes and Robins
Getting what you want
The Lenska Law
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A fine and sliding hand
A retreat to progress
Abbreviated careers
Bar sinister
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My fellow Americans
Up, up and oh boy!
What's so funny?
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An infinity of flapjacks
Non-workers of the world
You tell me your dream
Channel your energies
Fear of spying
Bombs I have known
Slipped Disco
Time for milk (yeah yeah)
The greatest mystery
If the name fits, wear it
The lady in the window
The Centerville Horror
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The first hour
I can question that answer
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The wonder of ordinary
Elbow ruminations
With respect to abrasion
Notes from a bookie
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Frazzle dazzle
Notes by torchlight
Visit to a small planet
Sound advice
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Notes from Marvin Gardens
Toying with the past
The worth of little things
Supermarket Illusions
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A matter of Faith
Remember, Pearl Hartley
Doing nothing gracefully
Freeway Stress
Personal attachments
Jack O'Turnip
The Welles Chair
Dining in reverse
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Glory, glory, Henny Youngman
God is all we've got
Come, let us dine together
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Existential procrastination
Drinking in technicolor
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Grandpa and the Pilgrims
Thanksgiving notes
The major cause of death
Skater's waltz
Comedy tonight
I'm glad I asked me that
Fantasy in color
Farewell to a wordsmith
Games little people play
Bringing home the tree
The poisoned shoe
A meal fit for a queen
Living to 100 revisited
The Prestige Handicap
Soliloquy on strutters
Gnarled hands




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